But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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