ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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