I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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