You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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