it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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