I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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