Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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