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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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