i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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