I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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