whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
