i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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