I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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