shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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