He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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