People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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