jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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