it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
as a side note pls kill me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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