Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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