The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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