Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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