I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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