It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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