so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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