Me too!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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