My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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