i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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