i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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