Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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