There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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