whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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