i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
