Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
