Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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