good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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