but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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