sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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