i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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