Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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