He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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