Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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