So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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