4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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