I wish my penis had an off switch
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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