Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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