she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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