jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She even gives head with a lisp.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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