YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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