Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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