This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she smelled like a LAN party
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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