I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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