The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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