So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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