who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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