bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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